A generous collection of Andrew's best/worst puns. Examples:
Officials have determined that the man who delivered the soliloquy was acting alone.
The tofu makers hung curd down as the tornado approached the factory.
We wanted the kids to stay within range of the house but still have a sense of autonomy. So we hung the 6 foot high portrait of Grampa Stevenson from the balcony, and told the kids they could do whatever they wanted as long as they didn't lose sight of the big picture.